his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
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