Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Liz is crying about burritos again.
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How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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