There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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