Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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