the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
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Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
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You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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