you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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