Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
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My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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