well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
there was a trapeze. enough said
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
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Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
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I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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