so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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