All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
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Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
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My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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