Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
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Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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