I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
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She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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