we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
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When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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