I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
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Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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