Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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