I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
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Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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