I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
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I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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