Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
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if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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