Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
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You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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