What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
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I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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