yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
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You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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