Fine. I'll sleep in my office
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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