I hope mine doesn't look like that
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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