Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
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Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
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I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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