K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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