Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
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I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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