We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
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Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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I feel like you just railed me after that sext
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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