your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
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umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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