Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
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so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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