do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
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hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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