soooo we both peed the bed last night...
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
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I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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