Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
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Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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