Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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