I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
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So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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