his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
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Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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