What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
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It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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