at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
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I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
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Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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