she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
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CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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