When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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