oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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sex in a hospital.. check
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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