You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
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I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
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I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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