just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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