one might say we're banned from that church
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
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If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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