Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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