I will die if light touches me.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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