i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
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My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
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I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
And then he peed in my hair
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