Dual....:-)
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
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And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Can I color on your dick again?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
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The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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