Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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