dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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