i don't like sucking hair
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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